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Wait, what the
hell is going on here?
(So glad you asked.)
This is the resurrected archive of Mallninja.com, a website I built
many years back for the entertainment of myself and a few similarly
twisted friends. We enjoyed guns, weapons, making people get angry
and look foolish on the internet, and writing what passes for satire
on security guards, at least among 18 year old kids.
The plan was simple. Register on a firearms discussion board, ask
a few questions as they relate to "serious firearms use",
and gradually make increasingly outlandish claims about the dangerous
combat conditions Mall Security faces on a daily basis.
It was a hit. People would lose their minds attempting to disprove
or discredit something that should be obviously false, ie; wall
climbing boots. Hilarity ensued, photoshops, copycats and widespread
use of the phrase"Mall Ninja" were the fruits of our labor.
Time went on, we got bored, grew apart or worse, the registration
for the URL expired, and Mallninja.com went offline. It didn't help
that Neo-Nazis spammed my guestbook, either.
I kept the archive, though. It's my site, after all. I wrote the
Gecko45 posts on Glocktalk, AR15.com, and HK91, built the site in
Frontpage, as well as collecting other people's often hilarious
contributions to the Mall Ninja mini-craze of the early Oughties
(01-04).
I've rehosted the important (funny) parts of the site again on
my new eponymous webspace, ColtCCO.com.
Please, don't judge these early works too harshly, if possible.
We were just kids then, and sure that everything we did was hilarious.
Enjoy -
ColtCCO
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